Trumpty Dumpty? One bad egg.

Trumpty dumpty had plans for a wall.
But before he could build, he took a great fall.

Hard as he tried to keep up hopes,
Voters cried out for more on the gropes.

We were all ears when it came to the tape;
Trumpty said Bill Clinton did all the rape.

Hillary got sick and Trumpty did his best to misdirect.

But he and his lackies crashed, flipped and wrecked.
Meanwhile, one after another came Trumpty’s accusers,
And he called them liars, ugly and losers

“Oh Lord, I didn’t boast of sex assault,” Trumpty said.
“It was just locker room talk of exploits in bed.”

Hillary kept smiling and let it all roll
As she took the lead in poll after poll.

Yes, Trumpty had plans for this giant wall.
But history will write of this epic fall.

Because all Trumpty’s donors, his wife, the pitchmen
Simply couldn’t put Trumpty together again.

Author: David Iseman

Longtime newsguy. Retired. Tinkering with words. Lemme know what you think.

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