Retirement Writings SearchSearch When death doesn’t bring tears January 5, 2016 David Bowie? He (nicely) messed with me once January 11, 2016 She’s the check-engine light of my life … January 12, 2016 Mad dad rap January 17, 2016 If you care about how reporters cover crime, watch Netflix’s ‘Murderer’ — and be glad for it January 20, 2016 Why it hurt to have pretty sisters January 25, 2016 Love — and vomit — is in the air January 28, 2016 No, my kids don’t have prison ink. Those tattoos are like a family crest. January 31, 2016 Confession: I took my kids to the mall adult novelty store February 5, 2016 Part 1: Forced to seek refuge, but where? February 9, 2016 Finally … learn why we had a giant box in front of our house and, about that toilet in the tree… February 13, 2016 Part 2: Crashed near Branson. The visitors in the glowing ship. February 17, 2016 What I have in common with bastards, Hitler and a racist killer February 21, 2016 Part 3: Hurt but alive, as reporters arrive February 23, 2016 The best (or worst?) angry memo from a newsroom boss February 29, 2016 Part 4: No choice. Send more ships. March 4, 2016 You can take the kid out of the city, but … March 5, 2016 Part 5: Bodies floating like timber on a river March 7, 2016 Yes, it was a big fat mistake — my wife’s March 8, 2016 Part 6: Harley and Velma, heading home as the strange aircraft keep coming March 10, 2016 If a swimmer dives in, and no one is around to hear, does he still make a splash? March 12, 2016 Part 7: Seeking respite but finding Harley — and his rifle March 14, 2016 How neighbors tried to make the Isemans move March 19, 2016 Give the kids a sporting chance — not a freakin’ complex March 28, 2016 Part 8: Avenge Harley and Velma! Answer the ‘Gray Threat’ April 1, 2016 Ha ha. I got to meet Lois Lane and you didn’t! April 4, 2016 Gotta use your noggin for more than headers when playing the mean girls April 9, 2016 My wife is tougher than yours — usually April 14, 2016 OK you millennials, time to tango April 26, 2016 My mother-in-law thought I was a sneak April 30, 2016 Read before you judge: As a kid, I killed small creatures May 11, 2016 The King and Queen of 417 May 23, 2016 The (deadly) art of the deal June 24, 2016 Read this if you work in news and have to deal with Trump June 30, 2016 Sing like your parents. No … wait! Not the racist songs. August 12, 2016 Did you hear the one about the alien, the Norwegian and the headless doll? August 22, 2016 The truth about the flaming potato from Disciple Dave September 1, 2016 Trophies for the victors — not the spoiled September 12, 2016 Face it fans. Football’s on its death bed. October 1, 2016 Trumpty Dumpty? One bad egg. October 18, 2016 Why did the nuns disappear? And, what is the tribunal of dead rabbis? October 27, 2016 Neck and neck, Trump and Hillary should face the lie detector machine November 6, 2016 As we send Trump packing, here are 11 ways to remember how bad this campaign really got November 9, 2016 A ‘poor bastard’ wises up, counts his lucky stars November 12, 2016 Wow! Donald Trump says something I want to believe! February 20, 2017 Outta control? California? Try Missouri February 24, 2017 My God, I stumbled into a gang of ‘bad hombres!’ February 26, 2017 Bubba’s special backyard spot March 2, 2017 Bubba and the bouncy house March 10, 2017 Bubba and the beach March 17, 2017 Using deadly force with a cloak of secrecy — in America March 25, 2017 Bedtime for bigots March 31, 2017 For richer and poorer, in sickness and … the U-Haul May 19, 2017 Where there’s smoke, there’s Trump. A note from a native Pittsburgher. June 3, 2017 Yes, sometimes, a cheeseburger is paradise June 21, 2017 Is your kid too fat? Call the police on him. July 1, 2017 Rocket man. Nope, no women July 6, 2017 At Home Depot, I usually blend in. Why is everyone staring at me? August 4, 2017 Rosie the Riveter? Nope, today we need Pedro the Plumber. September 11, 2017 Don’t let Trump bring out the worst in you — not without research October 14, 2017 The Steelers, angry Joe and his intelligent personal assistant November 20, 2017 2017 Christmas Letter (belated, by only a few years) December 14, 2017 The ticket January 31, 2018 Bedtime for bigots March 9, 2018 In time for the holiday, #Weetoo! March 10, 2018 A killer giant. From the desert. April 14, 2018 Just throwing this out there … do you remember your best? May 21, 2018 Don’t let the junkie watch the baby April 10, 2019 With friends like these, who needs memories? April 19, 2019
